A G BARR (LSE:BAG) The makers of Scotlands other national drink were supposed to be left reeling when US President Trump declared war on them. The problem; Barrs Irn Bru stains cannot be removed from his Scottish Hotel carpets. The greater surprise is why no-one thought to ask a Scot how to remove the ginger stain?
FTSE THIS WEEK (FTSE:UKX) Given the FTSE closed Fridays session at 7725, we allowed ourselves a little pat on the back as we've spent a while mentioning that number. As regular readers will know, that's probably a problem! For some reason, "important" numbers tend be important.